Thursday, 4 May 2023

Apocalyptica : Budget cuts

 


THUNDER RUMBLES

Grey clouds grumble

embracing the sky,

as if they let go

it would fall to the earth.

A weary wanderer

stumbles through,

falls and dies.

The vultures circle to view.

Swooping down

to peck at dead eyes

ARMAGGEDON HAS ARRIVED.

 

"Yeah, great voice over,

but I think we need

to make it look bigger,

I'll supply some tanks, explosions.

Let's really cause a commotion

and wasn't there something

about seals and trumpets,

and horses ripping the sky?"

 

"Ooh crumpets,

with lashings of butter,

hmm sprinkle some cheese

on them as well, perfection"

Famine glazed over.

 

"War is right,

and more importantly

where is my piece?

I've concocted this

devastating disease,

and all you show

is one person

falling to his knees.

Please. This just won't do."

 

"Well, you see

the market has crashed.

Our budget has been slashed,

our funds are a little depleted.

Those pizzas don’t grow on trees,

so, we've had to downsize a tad"

 

"A TAD!

I had a whole scene

of people gasping

for breath,

millions upon millions

all falling to their death,

and now you’re telling me

that this lone fellow

is all the budget will allow"

 

"How is this going to grab hold

of the higher ups.

I'm nearing 6000 years old

it's about time I got a promotion.

That isn't going to happen

with this sloppy presentation"

 

"I'll get back to the drawing board"

 

"Woof"

"MEOW"

 

"Daisy! Stop it. You can't prey on Dog"

 

 

 


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