Friday 19 April 2024

First date

 


I don't mean

to stare,

but...

Well, how do I say this

delicately?

It's kinda odd

the way you are

suspended in air,

especially with nothing holding you there.

The way you growl in that voice,

Latin of course. Would love to hear it

with some shredding guitars

or spitting out a chorus

that would melt the walls.

so gravelly. It's gravely making me

wish to claw my eyeballs out.

And the language. Shocking.

Such depravity.

Not that I'm complaining,

but on a first date?

Ever heard of waiting?

 

It's very...

Unique,

the way your head

rotates 360 degrees.

It would come in handy

walking down a dark alleyway

and you want to keep

an eye open for vicious predators

ready to make you their prey.

But at a restaurant dinner date.

It's a bit off putting,

and as an aside

the pea soup vomit

is definitely a step too much.

I think I saw 10 people

throwing up their lunch.

 

I have to say I've had more

traditional first dates.

Ones that don't end up with me

needing to know

the Latin translation

for cheerio,

but it was a fun time,

I've never been on a date

with a ghost before

and I hope you don't mind

that I left before sunrise,

but it really burns my skin.

You see I'm a vampire.

So, ghosts

are not usually my fang.

 

 

 

Thanks for reading.

taken from the #escapril prompt

"Suspended in air"

 

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