"Punching day?
Where people climb in a ring
and hit each other for fun"
"No that's not it,
I think it's a day of putting away items,
in cardboard containers
and storing them, where you never
find them again"
"Well, I'm buggered if I know!
Humans always have to make it complicated.
All I know is it’s the day after Christmas,
so, what's the plan"
"Well buses are still not running,
so, I think it's another day of TV."
"Oooh we could play monopoly,
that's always a nice friendly game"
3 hours later.
"I will destroy you,
someone get me my new scythe,
I want to give it a whirl
it has Wi-Fi access
and an Internet connection
a bunch of apps
and has some cool snazzy graphics"
"Yes, we've all heard
about your new scythe,
but you can't kill him
for having a hotel on park Lane"
"Try me"
Death grabs his new
super high-tech scythe,
clicks the on switch. Nothing.
"Oh bugger, I forgot to charge it"
"Now, now boys. Play nicely...
Does anyone want turkey sandwiches,
seems we have enough turkey to feed an army"
Thanks for reading
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