Monday, 25 December 2023

A second helping of Apocalyptica stuffing

 


The horsepeople sit,

presents opened,

paper torn, discarded

on every bit

of slightly empty floor,

a shredded paper wonderland.

Daisy the cat and dog bound excitedly

through the foil wrapping,

dog yapping in joy.

 

The scent of brussel sprouts

wafts over the air, lingers for a bit

then decides to make itself at home,

becoming one with the furniture.

Where it will stay for weeks, 

an unwanted guest

that you can't ask to leave,

who has just happily poured

himself another large drink,

and started a whole new story,

which promises to go nowhere

but take days to get there.

 

The smell of sage and onion,

become a union

stuffing the atmosphere

with their own special brand

of Christmas cheer.

Turkey sizzling in the oven/

So why then is the mood so sullen?

 

"I am sooo bored. 

Once you've opened your presents that's it.

Waiting for dinner, 

waiting for anything 

that isn't a repeat on tv"

 

"Ha! that'll be the day,

no repeats that will be

when the apocalypse

comes our way"

 

"Nothing is open, it's just empty.

I’m itching to do something. 

Anything"

 

"You could help peel the spuds"

 

"Okay I'll rephrase, I’ll do anything good!"

 

"The king will be on TV soon. 

He will have something interesting to say I'm sure"

 

"Not likely, I've heard more

interesting Christmas dinner snores"

 

"Here, pull a cracker"

The two horsepeople,

the one that likes to bring pain

and the one that ends it,

take both ends of the cracker and pull.

Crack

Bang.

"Where are the prizes?"

 

"It hasn't cracked,

that was my wrist"

Death says wincing,

trying to entice dog to drop

the broken hand from its mouth.

 

 

 

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